CAN WE CONTACT YOU?
Indeed you can. We have said Funky Nut Company is a small company and we like to chat to customers about our products. Even if you don’t like them. It’s how we will make them better.
CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER?
Some questions in life will never have a definitive answer. Here at Funky Nut Company base of operations (BOO) we disagree. For me (Julian), It will always be crunchy (and the crunchier the better). For Warren, he likes the smooth stuff. Tell us what you think but I warn you if you choose smooth, you are wrong ?
WHAT HAPPENS IF I DONT LIKE YOUR BUTTERS?
You are joking, right? We are pretty sure that will never happen. However, if it does and you are not happy with any of our products we will exchange or give you a full refund of your purchase price. How nice are we!!
IS FUNKY NUT COMPANY A BIG BUSINESS?
Not at all… At Funky Nut Company there are just two of us. Julian, who started the business and is in charge of new product development, social media, sales and putting the kettle on; and Warren who is in charge of production, making sure that all of our products are the best they can be, and telling Julian to put the kettle on. Like many small businesses, we do everything. But we have plans to grow our little business making (what we think) are the best peanut butter and other nut butters so watch this space.
DO YOU SELL OTHER NUT BUTTERS?
WILL EATING YOUR PEANUT BUTTER MAKE ME MORE ATTRACTIVE TO GIRLS?
Not at all. However, if you buy a big jar and make some toast it will take your mind off girls for 5 minutes.
WHY IS THERE OIL ON THE TOP OF MY PEANUT BUTTER?
Don’t panic!! Having oil on the top of the peanut butter shows that you have a great product; It’s how you can tell that the nut butter has not been played with. Our butters have none of the natural oil taken out (like the commercial brands) and we don’t add palm oils or other fats (again like the commercial brands). Just stir the oil into the butter and it will be creamy and tasty in no time.
See the video below for more help:
DO YOU MAKE NUT BUTTER FOR OTHER BRANDS?
While we pride ourselves on making our own signature FUNKY nutty goodness, we also help other brands get nutty, by indulging in a little contract packing. As a nut butter fan, you may well have seen or eaten some of our other nutty projects and friends. There really is no escaping us *evil laugh*
WHEN WILL I GET MY FUNKYNESS?
We know you just can’t want to your spoons and faces into our nutty goodness. We have put together two ways of shipping and getting you nutted up as fast as possible.
1. Standard Royal Mail – Great for those who dont mind waiting just a few days
2. Next Day Courier – For just a smidge more, we will send your order by courier to have the very next day with a text notification (because how often do you get a text off your nuts?)
NB: Next day courier doesn’t include Saturday and Sunday (even couriers deserve a day off too!)